$34.99
Sip Like a Legend
Meet the 20 oz tumbler that’s cooler than your group chat and hotter than your morning chaos.
With a sleek stainless steel body, vacuum insulation, and a laser-etched raccoon who clearly knows something you don’t, this isn’t just a drinkware item—it’s a lifestyle upgrade. Whether you're fueling up for world domination or winding down after a dumpster-fire kind of day, this tumbler's got your back.
☕ Keeps drinks hot longer than your attention span
🧊 Keeps drinks cold like your unread texts
🎨 Laser-etched art that won’t fade—unlike your last situationship
🚗 Fits in cup holders, hands, and probably your wildest dreams
💃 Comes in colors as bold as your choices
From caffeine kicks to late-night sips, this tumbler is your ride-or-die. Hydration? Handled. Style? Sealed.
Size guide
Size Guide – 20 oz of Sass and Sip
Not too big. Not too small. Just enough to caffeinate your chaos or chill your inner raccoon.
🌀 Holds 20 ounces of whatever’s keeping you alive
🥶 Fits most car cup holders (because hydration shouldn’t bounce around like your decisions)
👋 Easy to grip—even when life gets slippery
🧊 Ice lasts longer than your last situationship
💨 Keeps hot drinks hot, cold drinks cold, and your attitude somewhere in between
This tumbler’s got the perfect hand-hugging silhouette, and it's dressed to impress—just like your favorite trash panda in shades.
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Materials – Built Like a Tank, Styled Like a Trash Panda
This isn’t your average cup. It’s a double-walled, vacuum-insulated beast that keeps your drinks just the way you like 'em—without breaking a sweat (literally).
💪 18/8 Stainless Steel – Tougher than your ex’s excuses. Rust-resistant, flavor-neutral, and ready for the wild.
🧊 Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps hot drinks hot, cold drinks cold, and nosy hands guessing.
🚫 No Condensation – Because nobody likes a clingy tumbler.
🔒 BPA-Free Lid – Sip secure. Spill less. Style always.
🌈 Laser-Etched Artwork – That shiny raccoon? It’s not going anywhere. It’s in it for life, just like your bad decisions and great fashion sense.
This tumbler isn’t just made to last—it’s made to be legendary.
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Care Instructions – Dishwasher Safe, Chaos Approved
This tumbler’s built to survive your wildest days and your dishwasher.
🧽 Dishwasher Safe – Top rack it like royalty or hand wash it if you're feeling old school. Either way, it comes out looking fresh.
🔥 Do Not Microwave – It’s stainless steel, not sorcery. Microwaving it is a no-go unless you’re aiming for kitchen fireworks.
💎 Fade-Free Finish – That laser-etched raccoon? Still fabulous after rinse cycle #147.
💅 Low Maintenance – Just like your dream partner. Toss it in, take it out, done.
So go ahead—live messy. This tumbler can handle the heat and the rinse.
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